Looks like you're finally awake, big guy. That was quite a spill you had there... Where are we? You might wanna hold my hand for this one—
BECAUSE SOME INDOLENT DRIP IS SQUANDERING THE SACRED MANSION OF THE "TRUECOLORS" URL, ALLOWING IT TO LIE DERELICT GATHERING BIRD SHIT AND KUDZU INSTEAD OF AN ARMY OF PASSIONATE TROLLS-HEADS.
S.Y.T.C. IS MADE BY TROLLS FANS, FOR TROLLS FANS, FROM THE WORD <!DOCTYPE>, SO THERE'S NONE OF THAT CORPORATE BULLSHIT THAT PLAGUES LESSER FAN SITES (I'M LOOKING AT YOU TROLLS WIKI).
A little peek into the Trolls universe to tantalize and delight the senses: